Thursday, September 9, 2010

Facebook needs a "I don't care button"!!!! (and some other things)

OK YOU HOT ASS PEOPLE OUT THERE!

how many times would you say this is you.....you log onto Facebook and you start scrolling around on the home page and you see statuses that FUCKIN ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!!  For example:  I LOVE MY CAT!!! OMG SHE IS SOOOOO CUTE LIKE OMG!! and you say to yourself: WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PUSSY!!?!?!?!?

THIS IS WHERE FACEBOOK NEEDS and i mean NEEDS a "No One Cares," or "I don't care button!" there are too many posters out there on that site that list every LITTLE FUCKIN DETAIL about themselves and their lives!  its literally like look.....i know you are pathetic and all and you haven't changed since you got your tits since the 7th grade but seriously - DONT POST A STATUS UNLESS ITS SUBSTANTIAL or GOOD!! i mean i only do it when i want to make people jealous of my FABULOUS FAGADOCIOUS LIFE!

ANOTHER THING: what is with the people who say that they are in FAKE RELATIONSHIPS!!! like ITS COMPLICATED WITH YASIR ARAFAT! ummmmm WHAT!!!  thats like me saying QUINN MORTON IS MARRIED TO MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD!! come on lets be serious! if you need to say that you are in a fake relationship whether its a girl to guy, guy to girl, guy to guy, or girl to girl STOP IT NOW!! you are only humiliating yourself! and also lets be real here: if its a girl to guy or guy to girl its most likely a gay and his fag hag!

TO PUT THE FROSTING ON THE CAKE ABOUT THIS TOPIC - GQ put out a HILARIOUS romp about annoying people on FACEBOOK!! CHECK IT OUT!!   ALSO PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS POST BECAUSE I WANT TO HEAR UR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS PERTINENT ISSUE THAT IS PLAGUING THE U.S.

GQ HILARITY!

XOXOXOXO

1 comment:

  1. i couldnt agree more. i saw the most fagadocious fbook post the other day and i almost died of boredom.

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