HELLLLLOOOOOO NURSE!!

Dear Fabulous People Reading This:

I am officially in Indiana and all I have to say is: O M G.  I drove over the course of two days from NYC to Valparaiso, Indiana.  I was not even in the midwest yet (more on the edge of PA) and I was already encountering rat tails and crocs with socks.  This is one thing I must address NOW: WHO EVER DECIDED THAT WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS WAS APPROPRIATE! Even MOSES didn't do that shit and I am sure he would not approve now.  I am also certain he would not approve what his moccasins were and how they evolved into Tevas.  Second, what is with the fat asses at Dairy Queen......

I heard this family be like OH DO U WANT A CHOCOLATE SHAKE! That girl was like 4 years old and already had bigger breasts and a stomach that could have both been donated to UNICEF or MAKE A WISH! Those kids that are dying in make a wish: what do you want? Bigger breasts? well contact ms. four year old in line at a dairy queen ordering a BLACK AND WHITE MALTED!  ridic.....

SO this is my first official post and i have to go to the law school tomorrow and register and blah blah bullshit - i hope u enjoyed this and remember:

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIFAGADOCIOUS!!!

I HAVE ARRIVED!

Dear Fagadocious Followers and Fag Hags and Fag Hag Recruits:

This is going to be your outlook and guide to mid western mockery and hilarity.  I am going to be your east coast representative husking through no name brand clothing and trading Gucci, Prada, Tom Ford, and Dsquared for Walmarts, Marshalls, and even worse Kohls.  I am moving officially on the 16th and law school officially starts the 23rd.  So get ready for something that is more outrageous and in your face than fat people in pastel colors!

Xoxoxo